This magical chart is pure voodoo! Spot on!
Mines not on here…it’s called the Pure Bendie and it is Pure fabulous!!!!!!
The Deluxe User’s Manual
Damn that seems easy. Just twist right nob to level 3 and then the left to 11, push 16 and we have a liftoff! Finally someone with a proper user manual. I have been looking for this for YEARS!
This is also great opportunity to greet all my new followers. My followers now as many as over one quarter of a thousand perverts, perverettes, harlots and assorted left-hand-typist. I love you all and as a token of my appreciation i hereby press the tip of my eternally erect penis at the left corner of your computer screen.